Maddie Fullers Crocs

This is a blog post that has been in the making since October, but with the end of the school year arriving and Maddie approaching me at prom I decided it had to be written.

Maddie is someone who understands the shoe culture of America, no one takes more pride in their croc wearing than Maddie Fuller, when she walks down the hallway in her crocs people are turning heads because they are witnessing a pioneer in croc wearing walk past them, what an honor it must be, I was so honored when she came to me and told me to write this blog. Yes I put it off for so long but the timing had to be right.

Crocs are not only rising in the world but anyone who wears crocs show that they don’t care what you think, I only hope that the croc industry and style will continue to grow in the world, and with people like Maddie wearing crocs all the time, it is only destined to. Thank you.

-Andrew Clowes

 

 

 

Bernie Sanders (jack)

Bernie sanders. The scum of the earth….. you’re probably thinking its inappropriate for me to voice my political beliefs on a blog post for a school project however, you are wrong. The reason for voicing my dissatisfaction with this dirtball is not for his political career, it is because of his disgraceful footwear choice.

yeah… Its bad. These atrocious flip flops will leave you wondering “What are those?”. Seriously Mr. Sanders. What are those???we need answers. How could you put such a disgusting product on the market? First of all, this isn’t 2004, Flip flops are lame bro. If you decided to look into releasing some Bernie Sanders crocs, I could get on board with that. however flipflops are simply the inferior shoe choice. Second of all, they don’t even look good!!! If you’re going to release some flippy floppy abomination, at least make them look professional!! Mr. Sanders, you need to get your act together.

Now well head over to Barack Hussein Barry Soetoro Obama, youll see nothing but fire on his feet. this mans feet are more fly then a Meadowlark. Take notes Bernie

Jim Clowes DSW Interview

In this blog we want to notify you the experience of what it’s like living for a shoe company. We interviewed Jim Clowes who is the father of one of our writers Andrew Clowes. We sat down with him for an interview:

He is the director of procurement at DSW’s headquarters, he so kindly explained to us that he is responsible for the importing of tables and counters from china so in the stores across America shoes have a place to sit and be advertised, also he is responsible for purchasing these products with the companies money.

Also his goal is to save as much money possible while having a reliable and high quality product. He in his 5 years at DSW has saved the company thousands of dollars. He has moved from having more expensive products that were made in the USA, to still high quality products that are made and shifted from china. “It’s very fun and neat to know that what you spend with company money gets to be modeled in all of the stores across the country. It also adds a little pressure because I have to make sure what I am buying is of the highest quality because if not I could get in a lot of trouble”

Altbough he loves his job he enjoys seeing that his work is on display.

This is our final blog ever and we want to thank each and everyone of you for reading our blogs. It has been fun sharing with all of you our views on the wonderful world of shoes.

Sincerely Yours,

1. Andrew,Parker,Jack

Sperry boat shoe review (Jack)

Let me tell ya, if you don’t have a pair of these shoes, you’re missing out. These are the most comfortable, versatile article of foot dress one can find (obviously behind the clown shoe). These shoes will last forever. I’ve had mine for around 2 years now and they still look like their brand new. Kidding they’re extremely dirty but they still hold up to the elements. I’ve taken these bad boys everywhere from the deserts of Nevada, to the beautiful beaches of Hawaii and everywhere in between.

“‘Sperry'” or Sperry Top-Sider is the original brand of boat shoe designed in 1935 by Paul A. Sperry, older brother of writer and illustrator Armstrong Sperry, whose books often featured a sailing theme. Sperrys, or Top-Siders, were the first boat shoes introduced into the boating market.”

now if that doesn’t say cool, I don’t know what does. For those lunatics that aren’t sold yet, I’ll keep going. With every pair of sperry boat shoes comes a boat. At most stores, if you buy some sperrys they’ll throw in a complimentary boat. And who doesn’t love boats? Seriously though these shoes have been in style ever since Christopher Columbus copped a pair and sailed the ocean blue with these beauties. They have always been in style and will always be in style. A pair of boat shoes is a sound investment for anyone new to the world of swaggy shoe market. With the Christmas season coming up I think it’s time to treat yourself to a pair of these timeless foot covers.

Why shoes are BACK! (jack)

over the last few decades or so, shoes have fallen out of style. Here we are in the year 2015 and people are walking around in a constant state of fear of being chastised for wearing the footish protector known as the shoe. Way back in the day, when we didn’t have to worry about our shoes offending anybody, we were in a golden age of fashion. This needs to be brought back. Research shoes that from 1980-2015 the amount of people wearing shoes has dramatically decreased. now a days if you go walking through a mall, you’ll be lucky to find a handful of people with shoes on. My prediction is that they’re coming back. yes, you heard me. SHOES ARE BACK BABY. Im starting a movement called the bootsin beinstish which directly translates to shoe protectors in German.

“jellies are shoes made of PVC plastic. Jelly shoes come in a large variety of brands and colors and the material is frequently infused with glitter. Its name refers to the semi-transparent materials with a jelly-like sheen. The shoes became a fad in the early 1980s, when a pair could frequently be purchased for less than one US dollar. Like many other fashion trends from the 1980s, jellies have been revived a number of times since the late 1990s. Although considered a populist shoe in the 1980s, the jelly shoe has been reinterpreted by a number of high-end fashion designers in the early twenty-first century.” states wikipedia.

Here we have the ability to look back into the past at better times. when people were free to wear shoes as they pleased. When people could protect their feet with safely. I just hope that in this progressive age, we as an organization can squash the negative stigma surrounding shoes.

Why clown shoes are sweet (Jack)

Now before you go crazy, hear me out. I predict that the shoe style known as “clown” will be all the rage in 3 years time.

Why clown shoes are cooler then whatever dumb shoes you’re wearing right now:

1. they’re unique. With all the conformist scum crawling around this disgusting planet we call earth, we need some variety in our shoe choices. Every day I see someone wearing the standard Nike tennis shoes or sperry boat shoes and I’m sick of it.
2. They never come untied. These are the most practice shoes on the market. The versatility is outstanding. You can wear them hiking, mountain climbing, to basketball practice, skate boarding or to a wedding. Soon people will realize that these shoes are appropriate for any occasion
3. the history – “The comedy that clowns perform is usually in the role of a fool whose everyday actions and tasks become extraordinary—and for whom the ridiculous, for a short while, becomes ordinary. This style of comedy has a long history in many countries and cultures across the world. Some writers have argued that due to the widespread use of such comedy and its long history it is a need that is part of the human condition.” states wikipedia. Now if that doesn’t get your jimmy’s rustled, there’s no hope left for you.
4. My fourth and final point is that their bright red color would match with anything. You can wear these shoe-ish monstrosities with any outfit you chose. If you’re not convinced yet, you’re lame and probably should go back to hot topic.

Disgusting Shoes; The cancer that is Osiris

This blog post is going to be a rant, so the faint of heart may want to look away. The topic of my rant is the abomination of a shoe that is Osiris. You have probably seen these horrific “shoes” on the feet of degenerate middle school kids who tell their parents that this is not a phase, this is the real them. No, Damian, that is not the real you. You will not step foot in another Hot Topic when you are 30.

Just look at these sorry excuses for shoes. Have the designers at Osiris ever even seen a color palette? I have a hunch that the design team is full of edgy art school dropouts who pander to the confused middle school kids who think the mall is the coolest place ever and think they know how to skate. These shoes look like they smell like stale cigarette smoke and Axe body spray. I can only assume that the people who buy these shoes consume copious amounts of Moutain Dew and listen to bands like the Black Veil Brides or Broke N Cyde. Not only are the shoes ugly, but they are also poorly made. This crappy company just shells out low quality shoes and edgy middle school students just keep buying them, not even worried about the quality or how comfortable they are. Truly a disgrace to sensible shoes and to our blog goals. If i see any of our followers wearing these I will personally rip them off of their feet.

-P Hizzay

Flip Flops

If you are someone who enjoys summer and is terrified about crawling into the dark dimension we call winter then this blog is for you. For those long walks on the beach to those nice summer strolls around the block, a common theme of flip flops have occurred to me. In my final personal blog i will be reviewing some popular summer flip flop trends.

Quicksilver

Quicksilver flip flops are very common for those walks at the beach, not only are they stylish they are cheap and comfortable. I find that a lot of surfers will wear these before they catch some gnarly waves and swoop through the radical waves of gnar gnar. Also they have some colorful styles for those who do not like to surf, i have observed that many teenage girls like to take a casual stroll through the mall with these flip flops on.

Hurley

If you enjoy skateboarding and long boarding then Hurley shoes are the fit for you, you may ask yourself, “Isn’t skateboarding dangerous with flip flops?” Well my friend i can certainty tell you that this is only for the experienced individuals, i find that Hurley flip flops are most common in our youth around middle school age, and in the 20 year old department. I will speak on behalf of Hurley and say that they are very comfortable, I owned my own pair when I was in middle school and I though they were great.

It’s been a pleasure blogging with all of you this year but we do have a collective blog interview coming up. Thanks to the 257 people who viewed my John Cena blog.

-Regards, Andrew Clowes

Celebrities wearing Crocs

If you have read all of our previous blog posts and are still not convinced that you should go and buy some crocs, perhaps seeing your favorite celebrities sporting the beautiful brand will.

Adam Sandler:

Adam Sandler, wife (Photo by Mirek Towski/FilmMagic)

While Mr. Sandler may not have made any funny movies in quite some time, he is still adored by the public for his roles in movies like Billy Madison, The Waterboy, and The Wedding Singer. Oh, he also wears crocs. Boom.

Steven Tyler:

Steven Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith, is known for both his voice, and his fashion. He is often seen wearing outlandish clothes and is often seen on the forefront of fashion, so it is no surprise that he also is a fan of Crocs. This man has been spotted on numerous occasions wearing Crocs, which shows his dedication to comfortable shoes.

Will Ferrel:

The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Will Ferrell. Often viewed as the pinnacle of modern comedy, this man has been in far too many blockbusters to count. Not only is he an idol on the silver screen, but he is also an idol in the sensible shoes scene, as evident by his choice of footwear. If Will Ferrell likes them, you like them.

George Bush:

This ex-Commander in Chief embodies true American values, regardless of how his terms may have gone. This man spent eight years of his life devoting his time to this country, a task that definitely took its toll on his feet. Where does Mr. Bush turn to in order to alleviate his foot pain? Of course it is Crocs.

-Parker